*in sing song voice*
Thanks to kanye's work out plan, I'm the envy of all my friends *insert chopping mouth sound here* and I aint gotta work at the mall again.
*kanye voice* that's right to ur work, do them sit ups blah blah blah.
I know how much I hate chatting about a problem, hence my work out plan.
I devised a work out plan.
Really simple except I am really busy ( translation : I'm lazy as a pig)
So I skip 50 times a day. Or am supposed too anyways.
And do 60 crunches. 3 batches of 20 with a 90 second interval ( rest time)
I do this at 12am. And no I promise I'm not a witch.
Because skipping at work during lunch would be totally unrealistic now.
And I stop eating at 6pm.
Skipping is to reduce my overall body fat.
The crunches are 4 rock hard abs.
And no eating after 6 aids the crunches.
Its day 3 and all I've gained are:
Back pains from lying on the floor and
Yams from skipping.
Dear kanye and AN smith. Where have I gone wrong.
Today is supposed 2 be day 3. The pain of the crunches of day 1 and 3 are back with a vengance.
I shall continue my work out after my exams.
I told you I was busy (lazy)
And no I don't think yams are cute or sexy or whatever white ppl think.
Kanye just so u know, I'm suing, I feel cheated. :(
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