Bralet

Tried on a bralet at the shop today.

I hated what my body looked like.

Cellulite has moved into my thighs - and seem rather comfy there.

But my belly, urgh.

Lord Jesus, please just be a gym trainer.

Or provide money for lipo.

For now I'm stocking up on spandex and body shapers.

And I'm accepting cases of " self love" if you have in excess- send some over.