Updates

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Because of what my life panned I to I pretty much use blogger to see what my friends have been up too.

I know appaling.

Almost as if people didn't want me to know, they stopped blogging.

I may have to get that recent update thing on black berry.

Because lets face it, people wear thier hearts on thier BBm statuses.

Statuses are the new sleeves.

Excess luggage is calling me by my 1st name- baba God, be an airport scale.

I need to buy a duffle bag, but I can't find one anywhere here.

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