Tuesday, May 20, 2014


At Karaoke when I spaced out, glass of water in my hand and stared into space.

My friend asked me why I was staring at your penis.

I spluttered, spat out my drink and cackled.

You looked up and asked- You know it’s wrong to objectify the opposite sex right?

And I replied – You are one to talk. You have been oogling me all night.

I'm going to start doing this thing where I use a scenario I have experienced to define a word.
Its how the Lover's dictionary by David Levithan was written and it is so damn good.  

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