At Karaoke when I spaced out, glass of water in my hand and stared into space.
My friend asked me why I was staring at your penis.
I spluttered, spat out my drink and cackled.
You looked up and asked- You know it’s wrong to objectify the opposite sex right?
And I replied – You are one to talk. You have been oogling me all night.
I'm going to start doing this thing where I use a scenario I have experienced to define a word.
Its how the Lover's dictionary by David Levithan was written and it is so damn good.