2am

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I get lonely when I wake up to pee and can't go back to sleep.

I hate hotel rooms because sometimes I wake up and I'm lost, confused and I struggle to find my bearing. 

And I am tempted to invite randoms to my hotel- for company. 

I really really really really hate sleeping alone. 

Really. 

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bola oluwaseun said…
Sorry , I can relate
May 15, 2014 at 8:01 PM
theOOhj said…
#DoubleEtendre or.....

I'm sure one of your friends would be glad to provide company...
May 16, 2014 at 3:28 AM
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