Him- You are so lucky you are female. You can just come back to your hotel room and chill and watch tv and entertain your self and stuff.
Him- You dont even get bored. Like if it was a man, you'd have to find yourself entertainment.
Him- Or wait is it every night you would close from work, then go your hotel talking to your wife and start popping champagne.
Me- *Amused* No way.
Him- You know I do not mean literal champagne popping.
* simulates a champagne popping motion with his hands in his lower body region*