Sunday, May 25, 2014

Metaphor




Him- You are so lucky you are female. You can just come back to your hotel room and chill and watch tv and entertain your self and stuff.

Me- HUH?

Him- You dont even get bored. Like if it was a man, you'd have to find yourself entertainment.

Me- What?

Him- Or wait is it every night you would close from work, then go your hotel talking to your wife and start popping champagne.

Me- *Amused* No way.

Him- You know I do not mean literal champagne popping.

 * simulates a champagne popping motion with his hands in his lower body region*

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