And the benefits they allude to you.
If allude is the wrong word- chuck it up to trying to sound intelligent.
I have an ass.
Everyone has an ass.
But I have somehow- By no feat of mine managed to grow a rather rump with loots of Junk in the trunk.
However, that is neither here nor there.
Let me give you the best example of what attaining these beauty/body standards will do to you.
My client's because of the likehood of a conflict of interest are usually not supposed to fratanize with us.
side bar- three years ago, one of my italian clients asked me to pop into his house to pick sthg up.
I ran it by my then audit senior who looked at me like I was mental.
He was like- you want to quickly "pop into xyz*'s house for what? I hope you havent run mad?"
Me- err I already said I'm coming.
Him- tell him no. and do not ever ever ever think of such madness.
me- meekly, Okay.
Then I did not realize that most men are animals- and there is no point playing with fire.
Back to today.
Being the only woman on my audit team ( Noticed I said woman and not female)
I automatically assume the role of welfare officer/food provider/ general running around-er.
Long story short I usually organise breakfast and lunch for the rest of my team, which totally compirises of
One male manager, and One staff (who I plan to work to death) Hellooooo Senior status!
Anyways that is neither here nor there.
At the food place, I saw one of my clients who has been overtly friendly.
I'm trying to pay for everyone's food and he says- Please allow me.
And I'm like- err no
This kind man was like- I gat this.
I let him " gat" it.
Then realized my skirt was too tight and my ass looked wayy to spectacular.
Basically- an ass like mine will get you free food.
And since I just discovered this, Guess who will only wear midi pencil skirts?
I love awoof so damn much.
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Abuja- fun things to do please- Maybe wonderland?
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