I have a few friends, and they try for me.
But today my friend and I were talking (because I love her, I would not say her name)
But she is very good looking.
F: So how are you and hows your man life?
Me: I'm fine. sober and earning my daily bread
F: Still in Abuja.
Me: unfortunately, I need a job to eat.
F: I asked about your man life.
Me: Oh you know- celibate and shit.
F: wait. You are sober, celibate and in Paid employment
Me: You make it sound bad when you say it like that.
F: But it is bad. and you are mad. As a doctor, I should tell you, you can do only 1 of the three.
Me: Why would no one support my need to be sober.
F: Because you have no need to be sober.
Me: I'm trying to make heaven
F: LOL, I doubt moscato will keep you out. I suggest you get a drink, dick holders and keep your job.
Me: girl bye.
My friends as I said, are amazing, they give the best advice and they cater to my every single whim.
So thank you for your sound advice that I wont be taking.
Also my friend cooked me dinner tonight. So Ani bobo, Thank you, you are a star. the brightest.
But you get your light from me so you kind of have no choice.
Thankful all around.
I also had the most amusing night of innuendo's and conversation.
I'd hate to say it but I think Abuja is warming up to me.