Ninety Nine truths.

1. Last drink: Water

2. Last phone call: Mercy- Co worker

3. Last text message: Debo

4. Last song you listened to: Goody Bag – the prince

5. Last time you cried: Sunday- Getting my braids done

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: Nope

7. Been cheated on: YASSSSS

8. Kissed someone: Yes.

9. Lost someone special: Yes

10. Been depressed: Yes.

11. Been drunk and threw up: Nope- No vomiting for this princess

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLOURS:

12. Purple

13. Yellow

14. Black

15. Red

HAVE YOU:

16. Made new friends:  Yes

17. Fallen out of love: Yes

18. Laughed until you cried: Yes- Every time I’m with some friends.

19. Met someone who changed you: Yes

20. Found out who your true friends were: YASSSSSSSS.

21. Found out someone was talking about you: Every day. Every DAMN day.  I’m just like *yawn* now.

22. Kissed anyone on your friends list: Nope

23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Maybe 3-4?

25. Do you have any pets: NO.

26. Do you want to change your name:  No- But that time styl-plus’s Olufunmi came out- I was dyingggg to be funmi. Ps- If you know any musicians please write and perform a song with my name. Thanks

27. What did you do for your last birthday: Hosted my friends. Baked my cake from scratch too.

28. What time did you wake up today:  6:30am, then 6:39, then 6:44am

29. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping

30. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Turn 30. HELLO FABULOUS- I have the belief in my head that I would automatically morph into a fabulous heel wearing, designer purse wielding, toy boy indulging, sexually liberated person once I turn 30. [ although I think I am pretty close- Minus the toy boy bit- LOL]

31. Last time you saw your father:  Can not remember

32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:  I wish I took my pole dancing classes more seriously. And I want to be a travel correspondent for a life style tv station/ magazine. – Dear Universe….

33. What are you listening to right now: Nothing

34. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:  No

35. What’s getting on your nerves right now?: My Manager

36. Most visited webpage: Twitter.com

37. Current city: Lagos, Nigeria

38. Nicknames: Ore- Carrot [ cringe]

39. Relationship Status:  It is complicated/ in a Situation-ship/ Someone might get mad at seeing that/ urgh

40. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

41. Male or female or transgendered: Female

42. Primary School: Corona Apapa

43. Middle School:

44. High school: Queen's college Yaba [ QCOG over here]

45. Hair color:  1B

46. Long/medium/short: Long

47. Height: 6’00

48. Do you have a crush on someone:  All day every day

49: What do you like about yourself: I believe my hype

50. Piercings: Ears

51. Tattoos: None

52. Righty or Lefty: Right handed

FIRSTS:

53. First Surgery: Left knee- partially dislocated patella- And I still walk with a slight limp [ Thank you Igbobi]

54. First Piercing: Ears

55. First Best Friend: Chioma? I think- I have been unfortunate with bestfriends.

56. First Sport you Joined:  None.

57. First Pet: None

58. First Vacation: Landin Town

59. First Concert: Never been- Except for that MI one[ which really shouldn’t count]

60. First Crush: NELLYYYYYYY. – And now that Ashanti is out of the picture, who knows?

RIGHT NOW:

61. Eating: Nothing

62. Drinking:  Water- Melon. LOL jk, just water.

63. Already missing:  Ijay.

64. I’m about to:  Finish this report, and go online shopping

65. Listening to: Workers stocking in my client site

66. Thinking about:  how I’m gonna watch lekki wives when I get home today

67. Waiting for:  my USX shopping order to arrive!

YOUR FUTURE:

68. Want kids: YASSSSSSS

69. Want to get married: Eventually, I guess

70. Careers in mind:  Travel correspondent. Social commentator/ writer.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

71. Lips or eyes: Eyes- Windows to the soul and allllll that jazz.

72. Hugs or kisses: Kisses and Hugs too

73. Shorter or taller: Taller. Def taller.

74. Older or Younger: Older in terms of just meeting

75. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous

76. Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach

77. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive, I’m loud enough for 10.

78. Hook-up or relationship:  Not everytime relationship- sometimes, Random hook up!

79. Trouble maker or hesitant:  Trouble makerrrrrr

HAVE YOU EVER:

81. Drank hard liquor: Yes

82. Lost glasses/contacts: Sunglasses- ALL THE TIME.

83. Kissed on 1st date: Yes

84: Broken someone’s heart: Yes. Look, It happens.

85. Had your own heart broken: Only to a million tiny pieces.

86. Been arrested: Nope

87. Turned someone down: All day everyday and twice on Sundays.

88. Cried when someone died: Yes.

89. Liked a friend that is of the same sex:  huh?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself: A bit too much actually.

91. Miracles: Yassss

92. Love at first sight: Lust and and Fireworks.  Yes. Love nah.

93. Heaven: Yesssssss

94. Santa Claus: Nope

95. Kissing on the first date: I believe if you want to- then go for it.

96. Angels: Yes- what else is my mummy?

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: Yesssss

98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?: No- Hello? HIV and stuff.

99. Wish you could change things in your past?: Only how unserious I was in Uni.

100. Are you posting this as 100 Truths?:  Yes. Well except for one question. So 99 Truths then.