A female turns 25 and all of a sudden every single male, thinks she wants to marry them.
Now when texting, I have to be extra clear.
In houston, I had to call a boy. Called him, he did not pick.
So I text him " give me a ring when you see this text"
He does not call me back.
So the next time, I physically see him, I find myself having to explain that I infact have no desire to marry him, all I needed was for him to ring me back AKA call me, so that I could make plans for my day.
Awkward moment averted.
Today, I'm texting a different boy and excerpt of the conversation.
Him: So what are you up to?
Me: nothing much Shopping online
Him: What are you shopping for?
Me: Wedding dresses.
Him: *typing message for 5 minutes*
Me: OMG I meant a dress for a wedding
Me: Like for my friends wedding not my wedding dress
Me: A dress to wear for my friends wedding.
Him: Lol, ok.
Me: before you start panicking.
And in my mind, I'm thinking surely, I'd have to have dated you before texting you to give me a ring.
Last I checked, you kind of have to be in some sort of relationship no?
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