You know one thing I have never understood
The thing where a woman is lied to and betrayed by the man she loves but somehow IS ridiculed by everybody.
Twitter I see all of you with your hearts never broken and your 120% faithful men.
So over the weekend I was un-fortunate enough to watch the Karauche tran episode where she unfortunatley invited that hag Iyanla to come and * cough* Fix her life.
Children OF the great God- Please why will she do this?
Anyways the interview started with this Life fixer taking the most advantage of her.
I was sooooo MAD.
LOL I am stilll so mad.
She actually said and I quote to this poor Karauche- I believe like attracts like; so tell me what part of you is Damaged to attracted a Damaged man.
This heifer, came into Karauche's house to tell her she was damaged because she dated Chris Brown.
Anyways at that Point karauche's manager told them to SHUT DOWN the interview asap.
After sometime- probably putting Iyanla on a leash, she started asking proper questions and potraying Kara in the light that she should have from the on set.
Look- I get that fame is hard. It really is.
And there are fewer worse things than having your cheating ass boyfriend betray you in front of all you 3 million twitter and 8 million instagram followers but; It doesnt make you damaged.
I am sending Good vibes to Karauche. ( who I must confess is mighty stupid for using such a useless medium to get her voice heard) BUT No one deserves to be called daddy-less by someone who is trying to Fix your life for you.
ALSO- Mayyyjorrr shout out to Xtina Milian for Shutting down Iyanla when she was attempting to throw shade.
Iyanla was like - As a friend where were you when your friend was being lied to, betrayed and having her love taken for granted by the media
Xtina Cut her in like- All women experience this so what is your point?
Also I watched an episode of RHHOA over the weekend.
Throws bucket of judgement on people who watch the ratchet mess that is that show abeg.
Alsoooooo human beings are so weird. Like people offend you then when you keep your distance from them they start acting like - ah ah you are some how.
And I am like - really.
Trick check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Final thing people I have learnt and I think you can not go wrong with protection of personal space on the internet.
Look if it makes you salty- BLOCK IT
If it's poster inspires envy- MUTE THEM
I feel like social media is really my escape from reality where I am a direct descendant of Lot's wife ( Pillar of salt) in real life SOOOOO I do not need to come online and find more reasons to be saltier than a bag of lays.
No for real- My internet space is basically- sugar spice and every fucking thing nice...
I want my internet space to say to me everytime I log on- ALL THIS CANDY AND YOU STILL WANNA BE SALTY.
Not- here extra salt for your already salty life?
Meanwhile It is Holyweek this week.
I am excited, relieved and thankful for God's grace through this lent season.
Can not believe it is almost 5 Days left.