Someone asked me what song I wanted to dance to my wedding reception with and I knew.
I knew because I have spent hours recounting how this particular moment will play out.
Song of Choice - P-squares chop my money.
So basically me dancing as best as I can, not enough to sweat, but enough to inform those attending the wedding that I met my spouse at the club.
And when the chorus starts, he starts spraying me with hundred dollar bills.
Usd because- what is austerity?
And what is exchange rate to a bride?
Not a damn thing.
Anyways after he finishes spraying me with the first bundle, Dj will they proceed to play k-cee Limpopo.
Then I will drop it like its hot, and my husband's best man will bring out MINT 1000 Naira notes- and make it RAIN.
As I said; I have clearly spent a lot of time dreaming/ thinking and constructing how this would pan out.
You do not want to know what I plan to do with the money they spray me sha.
I hope we all had a lovely easter. And we are looking forward to election enjoyment . Over the weekend.