Friday, April 10, 2015

Random Update

I had a kegel reminder installed on my phone- There is truly an app for everything.

For a few days I have been sensing/feeling an extra body around me- And it didn't really freak me out till yesterday I cam across a post on Instagram which said sleep paralysis was actually spiritual attack.

I was overcome by fear.

My beauty oils finally arrived.

Why did no one inform me that neem oil smelt like all your broken dreams bottled up in an incinerator. Nasty smelling; but is aparently the go to oil if you want clear skin.

I'm going natural re- skin care and hair care.

Speaking of Hair

Why does everyone think I have rat chopped hair.

I mean I always have a weave/braids or something but never my hair

So everyone is always laughing like I do not have hair- then I start laughing at them when I show them my yansh length real hair.

I had a report due 2 weeks ago.

I am only getting around to preparing it.

Ps- My skin on my body looks so fucking lush. Like black soap for the win.

But my facial skin keeps getting "slightly burnt"

Not as sun burnt as when I went to greece but burnt enough.

Speaking of holidayssss. I am sooo excited about my next holiday.

This year is going to turn out to be amazing re- holidays.

And I was panicking about not being able to travel.

Side bar- when I got my ring It was a snug fit, and so I used vitamin e oil/shea butter to wear it and take it of regularly. inevitably now I have dust trapped under my rock and this rock is pretty clear so all my flecks of dust are visible. :(

So suggestions on how to clean it?

I am wary of going to goldsmith, I've heard horrible things about them.

Also currently obessed with fetty wap's Trap Queen.

Like I have it on constant repeat. I LOVE THAT SONG. Fetty's flow is FLAWLESS.

I would really miss election period. today I close by 2.

I am thinking of going to spend the weekend at my future mother in law's house.

I really really really like her. and dare I say that the feeling is mutual.

But I am worried about what I would be doing all damn weekend?

Preparing accounts maybe?

or watching blackish- I've downloaded 10 episodes

I am also currently reading the jack reacher series- and let me tell you that I swear to God in Heaven I can practically be a sniper.

might attend kaylin's twerking class when I go on holiday. And I am fucking excited about that

Trying to rope my sister into it as well.

I also have this random craving for the gym today it is so weird.

I do not really like the gym. But whatever.

Also Do you guys think getting daddy showkey to perform at my wedding would be a bit somehow?

Because I actually really like him and his music and when I saw him perform at Hennessy artistry I was like * YASSSSSSS*

So happy election guys, keep safe and enjoy the weekend


Ori O said...

You could spend sometime with me...... duh

mizchif said...

Been doing my kegels more regularly lately and uhmmm...ya, it has been observed.
Need to youtube Fetty wap right away.

Now that you've mentioned that Kaylin is giving classes and i know i can't make it, you MUST go. I'll be expecting tips.

SUper excited about my next holiday. I still haven't finished paying for it, BUT..... God is on the throne. It must sha happen.

Lets talk about sex baybee

So guys. I have been having the most delicious sex of my life. With the absolute worst person I can even ever imagine. Like if this is...