I want a tattoo.
I was at the gym last night and I flipped my braids and found the perfect spot for a tattoo.
However, I feel like OMG I am waay to old to get a tattoo now.
Another thing is this. I want a bible passage tattoo.
Oscar pistrzxsytsb ( girl friend shooter) has the most delicious one.
It paraphrases 1 corinthians 9:26-27.
Go and check it out. It is perfect for a blade runner.
Anyway since your's truly doesn't really read her bible- I am yet to discover a bible passage
That resonates with me so greatly and I would not regret putting in my body in 5 years.
Also did I tell you people I am now an orobo?
OMG I am so fat now. :(
And the weirdest thing is how I quite like it.
because at the bottom of my heart, sexy to me is that Yoruba type chunky fat with a little kangaroo pouch and chunky thighs.
Think of juicy chicken.
But at the top of my heart and in the best interest of my bank account since I have ZERO interest in changing my wardrobe.
I can not afford to let myself attain my bottom of my heart sexy status
- I am a liar; I am already there.
Think - Thicker than a snicker type chunky.
Anyways I sha need to loose all this weight before I permanently become a size 12
And my stomach spills out of my clothes always
I am still stuck in dready london AND due to unforseen circumstances
Guess whose stay got extended?
This means I had to line up activities for the weekend.
Home girl E is flying in tonight to see me while, I have a bunch of lunch dates/ shopping dates and dinner dates- ALL lined up for the weekend.
Again- Not a single drop of work would be concluded over the weekend because- YOLO.
Also I need to get a brazillian done. any good recommendations?
I'm in central london but will travel to the moon to find a good waxer.
Gosh I miss my waxing lady in Dundee. She was a star!
Ps: My newest lastest fangirl obession #MEGATRON
I am totally obsessed with Meghan Trainor.
I LOVE HER!
and I resonate with her, Haven't felt so strongly about any one since Mel-Fiona.
and y'all know I worshipped her.
Anyways Back to work now- But I would be randomly updating on my twitter.
Finally I have a question I need to ask-
With all this Candy, why you gotta be Salty Kris?