Urgh. Not the body talk again.
I just wanted to let every one know that I would be going under the knife to achieve those abs that have been avoiding me.
LOL. That is a lie.
This is the mini body rant.
Miami in a week- And I am still not bikini body ready.
Which is obviously why I bought a once piece with the most beautiful coverall.
I will not reduce my bride price or allow people ask me wretched questions like - So how far along are you now?
I am exaggarating. No one in their right mind asks me such a question, without getting slapped.
Although in my mind- I drop kick them with my never ending legs.
Houston has been amazing. I can actually move here, But I wont because I am not mad.
This is by far the best holiday in a while.
Lesson to self: stop waiting for people to make plans.
Make your plans and people will fall in line.
PS: ALSO CHOOSE FORGIVENESS ALWAYS.
pss: And when giving blow jobs, do it on your knees. It is easier on your neck.
psss: virtual cookies for anyone who can tell me where that line came from.