Last week, I ended up in the hotel room of a friend of a friend of a friend ( aka do not ask- I swear it was not runs sha)
For the benefit of this post, lets say we were three, me, him/he, Heem.
So the conversation steered towards kids.
"I want two kids" I quipped.
He laughed at said " if I married you, i'll give you five".
I'll tie my tubes after two, I retorted petulantly.
Heem: I want like three kids. But if I get small money, maybe four.
Heem: But if the money too bad, five.
me: get out of here.
Heem: if the money make water pass garri, bad as e bad, I will have one outside.
everyone erupts into laughter.