DAY ONE.

NYSC/cuo/2009/ 0*****

Now sitting under my platoon canopy, waiting for the stuff. NYSC does crazy/ scary things to you. Ricky n I are now cool thank you NYSC. In the sweltering Heat all i can think about is my chicken n my coke in my bag. out of consideration, im not eating. OK i lied, i want no one to beg me. just spotted potiential camp boyfriend. Platoon member oogling me shamelessly. I do not smile back. he just stood up.. nope he's not potiental anymore.. the smell of rubber shoes remind me of a trye factory not like ive been , but i imagine that this is what they smell like.
OMG just spotted one Tom-Tom Gucci Fanny pack. aka waist pouch, dont ask. all i did was see. and why the hel are ppl not filling thier forms properly. Now looking on Ogle boy's form tryna spot his Uni. LOL. he attened Uni-Ilorin.exit stage left, NEXT!!!!

thank God i brought sunglasses. my eye's will be the lightest shade of brown in d next 3 weeks if i dint:) Strangely i think imma have fun at this camp. But now i miss Ricky, he left his call up letter at home.. smart alec.
OH n during my PG test, i couldnt pee i had 2 drink 2 bags of pure water and then some...
i never thot i'd say this but i miss twitter. and just for the record no one here has caught my eys just yet.
Where are all the hot boys at camp nowwwww??
oh n yeah my PG test came out Negative. oh snap! lol NOT major relief. i wonder why i keep thinking im PG.
ok just spotted a nice looking boy... with a rubber bucket. WTF??-500 points, but a small bag. i like that:)
I just spotted a dude that looks like Ricky. I admit im atrracted to huge men. SUE me. im skinny so im guessing i like a lil meat on him in the mix. just saying..
OMDZZZZ JESUS i spoke too soon, see this cutie CUTIE CUTIE. ahn ahn bobo toh bad!!
in other news.. one IGBO-esque lady infront of me, thick accent begging the platoon dude to pick her form.. bitch sit down! Girl beside me has Red eye pencil and the 1st half of the brow is black.:)
so just putting this out there. i have plans to Pencil my ugly green trousers. Serioulsy. ok just spotted two other Ricky-esque looking brothers.. i like. scratch that I LOVE!! ahn and Debo stil hasnt called me:(
ok imma get off this and start staring into space now:)

#now thing. NYSC= now your suffering continues.