My best friend.

last night i was having dinner with the lover and his brother,and i dont know how the issue of best friend came up BUT it did.

anyhoos the lovers brother decided to share why he doesnt have and would never have a best friend. enjoy.

i was in primary 5 blue and my best friend F was in 5 red, although there was thia my guy in 5 blue called B. who was my class guy but not my best friend. then that day everyone was supposed to write a composition, abi comprehension, its composition i chipped in. ehn composition, so that is how i hadnt started when B came to show me his own, he wrote about me. however my best friend was F in primary 5 red,i didnt know wat to do, this was the biggest dilemma of my life.

FREAKINGPAUSE.

now i do not subscribe to the school of thought of best friend ship, but heey watever lets u sleep in peace at odd hours.

any ways i thought and thought of what to do when i finally decided to write about..... wait for it JESUS.

THE END.
and the 3 of us almost died of laughter. too funny. i dont understand whats there in being best friends with someone who you arent their best friend.
i think its ok. but then again what do i know? asides the magic of excel sheets?

but in primary 5 i would have chosen someone and not picked Jesus.
then apparently the essay went something like this
Jesus is my Best friend, he wakes me up in the morning, he teaches me the bible.

like really? really?

so no i dont have a best friend, but im sure if i did i'd say either my mum or the Lover. lolz and that is just too damn cliche.

anyways whats been up with yall?
any better?
work is beginning to take on dementor traits men. had 2 lie 2 my boss my brother was sick so i could close by 4pm today. hopefully he'll fall for it.
*fingers crossed*

nails

1ssst kudos to girls that fix thier nails.

i dont know how yall live with this ish. i cant type, cant pick my nose, i cant scratch my lovers back. urgh. what is up with that?

anyhoos. im glad Arsenal won the game yesterday.:) very excited. it was such a good game.

the Lover supports arsenal. :)

moving on. i have a dilemma.
you see i have this co-worker. that can not speak english to save his life.
as a matter of fact i find this spoken english offensive. and ive tried and tried to assist but his persona doesnt make it easy.

he is uncouth as well. chews like a goat, chewing the cud. drinks water like someone sucking frozen super yogo from a pin sized hole. you know sound effects and all.

like wth?
now im not the most composed person but this Dude i really wonder how he got this job. *side eye* to the interviewers.

i think spoken english and presentation should be one of the main factors when employing someone.

anyways enough of the rant, ive noticed that my boss enjoys giving me most of the work to do. so basically i do, my portion.HIS portion, then my Bosses portion.

can someone say slave trade.

anyhoos im contemplating sending him some finishing school links you know so he can better himself and all that.

not like i care or anything. just that ive seen disadvantaged people pick themselves up and rise.

anyhoos back 2 work.

Strong ting.

Im listening to my Ipod. Its been churning out all these sex songs all day.
Like its trying to tell me something. Im not listening. I have no idea how those songs even got on.
Any ways so im here lying in bed. And pretty wings by Maxwell comes on.
This is my JAM.
So im excited and singing and prancing around like a wet rat inside water. Then the song ends. *Sigh*

Strong thing came on. I actually have it on repeat as i blog this...
It reminds me of someone, from past. Someone who i think of now and *chuckle*
So yea Diddy you crossed my mind today.
I cant even remember why i cut him off. Im sure it was for the best.
I wisy him and his the best. He turned out to be one of the nicest things i found on the internet.
And for that, i am grateful.
#np on repeat Strong ting BankyW.

Along with scents, songs trigger memory.   and no it wasn’t our song :P
Lol i just changed the song and gongo aso by 9ice came on. I feel a strong urge to delete this post.
Ok back 2 work. Toodles. :*

Wrong in all the Right ways

i Cant find the appropriate word to describe exactly how i feel.
i havent written anything, anywherein months.
been erratic with my blogging, my Journals are so scanty.
the Lover receives no more Love letters.

but despite working from 5:30am till late to meet (a rather absurd) deadline.
i am thankful.

supportive family friends and even more supportive Lover.
*pauses to mute tv*
music in this generation is tres shitty.

which brings me to another issue.

WTF is up with Girls from well to do homes wanting to be video girls?
i mean i get the need 2 be in the lime light and all that, but cammaan isnt prancing around half naked a tad bit too much?

call me prude, Judgemental, overtly Moral. but we need to be careful, i dunno about you BUT i dont want to look back at my life and see myself half naked dancing around on tv with strange men.

whats even more ludacris about this whole situation is that this seems 2 be some sort of acomplishment. im confused.

luckily for me i have no one in my life who chooses to indulge in such foolery.

because u can be sure i'll cut u off asap.

now seeing as im in a better mood i may as well just say what has been up with me.

I passed my exams. yay me.
Got the job i wanted.

turns out i sold my soul to the devil. today work started at 5.30am.

and ended at about 8pm. by ended i mean i shut down. we were at work till much later. i was just faffing around pretending 2 look busy.

i dont have a choice tho, i have 2 work as i have refused 2 do aristo. i gatta work.

im Home Sick.

My aunty is getting married next week. im Nervous as hell. i cried during her traditional wedding. just thinking about her getting married gets me teary eyed.

like she Practically Raised me and all that. she taught me how to cook, clean and what not. i can NOT believe she is actually leaving. *wails*

all good things do come to an end shaaa.

i know this is such a shoddy post and all that. when i have time. imma put my back into it and blog proper.

and how the hell did i not know that Miss Nicki ( fake ass) Minaj had a new single?

i totally LOVE the song. talk about perfect lyrics. i still hate Nicki tho, urgh.

i need 2 crash now. before i have 2 get back 2 work.

#np Right thru me.

ps the song i muted during this post" wacka floka" no hands. how ironic ur name is WAKA. and u r singing about no hands. i just had 2 mute it.