Monday, February 11, 2013

Not over you.

I have actually blogged the lyrics of this song.

But sometimes, you get a ministration and boom!

You can't stop listening to it.



If you ask me how I'm doing?
I would say I'm doing just fine-
I would lie and say you are not on my mind
No matter what I say- I'm not over you.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Valentines Day

Long distance relationships are the worst thing.

Because I am away I'm just going to buy 2 cupcakes for Q and Mo.

and watch them eat it. Because- It would be the 2nd day of lent

and we all know the 2nd day of everything is always the hardest- gym, lent, diets, everything really that makes you a better person.

Hope you had a good weekend guys.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

White Men

Ps : I am a Nigerian woman so when I say white men, I do not want you to imagine me as a woman of the night/ runs girl seeking better market.

Now that we have cleared this up.

When Black women say- they would rather date white men, I think OMG how can you say that, they are one kind jare.- Because all my white clients are one kind.

Anyways I have 2 more friends to add to the 3 I already have( I'm not trying to amass or anything)- But these two are white men.

LOL.

( I imagine mercy Johnson saying that- if you have seen the movie, you will get my point.)

So anyways these are my class boyfriends- You know basically your male friends in class. like office boyfriend, camp boyfriend etc etc.

Boyfriend A= Mo. Boyfriend B= Q.

Mo, lebanese has amazing hair and is nice.
Q, American is almost bald and is oh so sarcastic its amusing.

Enough about them- Let me tell you about today. Since the class I had today we were supposed to form a group ( another group work- urgh) I mentally prepared myself for the trips that Q might use me to catch when I asked him later on.

So I got to class and asked Mo. Conversation went something like this

Me: Hey, Do you guys have a group for this class.
Mo: Hollywood what do you mean you do not have a group, What group were you talking about yesterday.
Me: Err Energy economics- duh
Mo: OMG.
Me: Dont tell me you have a group already, oya how many are you?
Mo: 5
Me: You cant be five, you have to be 4.
Mo: I am so sorry I thought you already had a group. I thought you formed one without me and Q, so I told him yesterday and we formed one.
Me: You told Q I already had a group and you guys didnt ask me you just went and formed one?
This is why you will always be second to Q.
Mo: The more I speak to you, the less I like you.
Me: Q, so Mo tells you I have a group and you run off and form your own?
Q: You do not have a group???

Me: YOU GUYS!!!!!! What is all this assumption about? Infact you know what- I am going to find my group.

Mo & Q: Dont worry, we'll sort you out.
Mo: The lecturer has a little crush on you, maybe you can ask him if we can be six.

Me: Really Mo, really.
Mo: I see him making eyes at you and talking to you in class and asking your opinion.
Q: Its enough Mo, we get it. Besides, Hollywood is a rockstar, she probably doesn't need a group.

During the class turns out we can have ONLY 4 people in our group. which means they have to
a) lose one person from thier group
b) Lose two people and add me
c) Just get new groups.

I mean because it is just group work, there is pretty much no need to lose this much sleep over it. So I tell them, guys, its cool, I would ask the exotic looking guy which really nice hair over there.
Q: Over where
Me: No, not the one in red pants- the fancy looking one
Q: Rezzo, thats better, you can ask him, But you do not commit to any group or anything without talking to me first.
Me: Yes daddy
Q: I think my temperature just went up.
Mo: You guys have this thing going on, and I Like it. Because you see, I like weddings.
Q: I'm serious, do not do anything without talking to me.
Me: Okay guys I'd love to stay and chat
Q & Mo: But you have to go to the gym.


I swear I feel like i have known them forever, we have the most amusing conversations- but Today's own just mentally crossed them over from class mates to friends/ class boyfriends.

Honestly I have my Nigerian male friends I have such conversations with and its nice and all that ( hey Ani)
But not every Nigerian female has platonic male friends, so I kind of get where the women are coming from when they meet these oyibo ( non creepy ones) who are easy to relate with and would rather date them than Nigerian men, who lose sleep/ cheat on you because you did not serve them food.

I wanted to add something else BUT I have to race to the gym AND I am tired of typing. :)

Video post maybe?

LOL.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Omote




 I had no idea this song existed until tonight and
 I can not get over what he sounds like. 
 This might be love people. This might just be love.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Update

Because writing is sooooooo last year.

In the audio, I said I would do a transcript, but I listened and it sounds quite clear so I am not doing one, and I just cant be bothered.

After you listen to this you'll know why I am not a fan of telephone hook ups!


Saturday, February 2, 2013

Street Credibility

I can't deny God's blessings in my life.




If you wan Blow, Omo na turn by turn
Beg baba God make e reach your turn.

Ps: I could not find a clear video of this song on the webs- so I have to make do with this one.

This reminds me why I absolutely Love Tuface!

Absolutely.


Ask and it shall be given unto you

Today I went out and decided not to spend more than £100 shopping.

I managed to spend only £90. So I am quite proud of my self.

Meanwhile at the shop- I signed up for some reward card so I could get a discount on a bag that has become my school bag.

After filling out the form.

I meekly mumbled to the store attendant " Do you offer student discounts?"

Why yes we do- she replied may I see your student card.

In the last one month, I do not think a moment has passed that I have been happier to be a student.

:)

As the Lord  said.

Ask and it shall given, seek and you shall find, knock and the door shall be open unto you- Matt7:7.


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